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Craig says by stardroidjean Craig says by stardroidjean

I was fooling around in the middle of a Craig/Tweek oekaki and opened up another java-based page and firefox froze, and I lost it. D: luckily I got an in progress screenshot and it's not too bad but, still. ANGEERRR (at myself)

Craig © Matt Stone + Trey Parker.
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nightmare-624 Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Nobody likes you Craig!!! X3 it's all about Kenny!!!!!
TrekkieGleek Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2014
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RaquelStump Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2012
dude you're Soo coo l
Ilovesouthparkyaoi Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
VenezianoXLudwig Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2011
when dosen't he that smexy man/ child XD
nvmthepossibilities Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2011
Yes please! In response~
Comicfangirl7 Featured By Owner May 6, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
nice! this is a cool pic!
InvaderKitAndWolf Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2011
That's still awesome.
royal-vomit Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2011
Wow, this is awesome ;A;
derf13 Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2011
Everyone knows Jesus
The guy who healed the lame.
Well I am Jesus's brother
Craig is my name.
Jesus is the Prince of Peace.
Jesus is the Lamb.
Jesus is the Son of God
But Craig don't give a damn.

Because when Craig's in sight
We'll party all damn night.
I don't turn water into wine
But into cold Coors Light.
I'm not my brother, I know,
Don't walk on H2O,
But I got hydroponic shit that me and Judas grow.

I'm fuckin' Craig
I'm fuckin' Craig
Yeah I'm fuckin' Craig
Craig Christ

I hang out with Lepers,
Barabas and Salome.
Jesus's friends are called Apostles.
Those dudes are totally gay.
Jesus performs miracles
From Galilee to Rome.
But it would be a miracle
If he brought a fuckin lady home.

Because when Jesus is prayin'
Fuckin Craig is layin'
Every lady in the Testament
You know what im sayin?

I won't die for your sins
Like my famous kin.
But if you have a little sister
Then theres room at this inn.

I'm fuckin' Craig.
Yeah I'm fuckin' Craig.
Fuckin Craig.
Craig Christ.

Jesus was our mothers fav.
All her love to him she gave.
But there's no sibling rivalry
When he's nailed to that tree.

And now the question for you
Is not "What Would Jesus Do?"
But where will you be
When the Craig Machine comes partyin' through?
And if the Lord will allow
You've got to ask yourself how,
and who and why and when and where is your messiah now?

It's fuckin' Craig.
It's Fuckin Craig.
Fuckin' Craig.
Fuckin' Craig.
Craig Christ.
Craig Christ.
Craig Christ.
I'm fuckin' Craig.
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